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Fuck You: Internet Service Providers

May 11, 2008

greed-scrooge Fuck You: Internet Service ProvidersDear Internet Service Providers,

Fuck You! Not only are you trying to get rid of Net Neutrality, now I hear that soon you’ll be instituting a bandwidth cap. With overage charges! Fuck you you greedy bitches! You already slow down your services such as cracking down on torrent downloads. I think I speak for everyone when I say “Go fornicate yourself with a red hot poker”.

From,
Paul of TheSprucePooch and the rest of the internet!

Here are a few other articles:
AT&T Violating Net Neutrality
Save The Internet Blog

Filed under: Companies | Comments (6)

Fuck You: Richie Sexson

May 11, 2008

image4085202 Fuck You: Richie SexsonDear Richie Sexson,

Fuck You! First off your little stunt where you proceeded to throw your helmet at the pitcher and then charge the mound after a high pitch is classless. You’re 6′8 for crying out loud and you need a weapon? What’s even more funny the replay clearly shows you were irrational and just looking to start shit as the pitch was over the plate high. It’s not like he threw behind you retard -in baseball that means you’re throwing at the batter. You deserve to be suspended 6 games. However your appeal that the Rangers “said some things” is down right hilarious. So you’ve got feelings now huh?

I’m sure the 4 year $50 million contract that Seattle gave you is hurting their feelings more. Your .205 batting average last season is atrocious and you barely hitting over .200 again this season. It’s down right insulting that you still receive playing time. Enjoy your free $14 million because you sure as hell haven’t earned it.

From,
The Seattle Mariners, its fans and all the rest of who actually work and perform at our jobs and ain’t pulling in $14 million.

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Fuck You: Crazy Soulja Girl on Atl Train

May 10, 2008

Dear Soulja Girl,

Fuck You! There are a million things wrong with you. First you need to learn how to enunciate, what the fuck are you saying?. There was at point where I heard Jesus and George Bush and loosely reciting Soulja Boy’s Crank Dat with her own “freestyle”. She is also saying this to an elder who has no response and just sits there and just ignores her. So what you’re mad, at least say something important and stop making a fool of yourself. The elder said something to you but it seems rightfully so as you were acting irrational. I hate people like you who are always frontin’ and talking shit. You deserved to be grabbed by the fella as you were one big motherfucking bitch. The funniest shit is that you squeal like a pussy yelling something that sounds like I’m pressing charts (meant to be charges but this dumb bitch needs to be sent to the 1st grade).

You are truly scum. People have turned this as a racist thing but let’s be honest no one is this despicable. I wish you were asian or white because it would’ve been even more fucking hilarious.

Signed,

The 200,00 users on the internet that had to watch.

There’s an arrest warrant out for this bitch.

P.S. If you don’t know who Soulja Girl…watch this:

Filed under: People | Comments (3)

Fuck You: Perez Hilton

May 10, 2008

perez-hilton-suing Fuck You: Perez Hilton
Dear Perez Hilton,

Fuck You! You are the most famous blogger making appearances on TV Shows and being arguably a household name especially considering the internet. However, I have a few issues with you with being a representative of all bloggers. First off, bloggers are usually considered nerdy and people who hide behind their computers. By the looks of Perez Hilton, he should’ve stayed hiding. His “colourful” hairstyles are down right wretched and does the man know how to use a razor? From a face he doesn’t know how to shave to that awful moustache. And what about his style? Isn’t he supposed to be gay? Apparently he dresses like that 40-year old virgin who plays World of Warcraft all day.

Really, why is Perez Hilton such a loser when he really is the role model to all bloggers. Hopefully the next famous blogger is at least cute (with maybe a nice rack) if it’s a she or if it’s a guy, hopefully he grooms himself and doesn’t embarrass the rest of us.

From: All good looking/normal non-nerdy bloggers

Filed under: Celebrities | Comments (4)

Fuck You: Wordpress Themes

May 10, 2008

Dear Wordpress Themes,

Fuck You! I’m trying to find a good theme for this blog but your site keeps going on and offline delaying my search. It is angering me that I can’t get this site fully going because your shitty site is failing on me. Not only that finding a half decent theme with some sensible and simplistic layouts is hard as fuck. Your options on the side don’t even fucking work. I remember trying to search for a 2 sidebar layout and I got hundreds of single sidebar themes.

Screw you for making life more difficult!

Not so sincerely,
Anon

P.S. I’ll be nice if you start working!

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Fuck You: Setting Up A Blog

May 10, 2008

Dear blog,

Fuck You! I’ve been working hard to download all the necessary plugins and choosing an appropriate theme. Why do you have to take up a lot of time and effort and all I have to show for is this lousy fucking piece of shit of a post?

The $2 I spent on you better be fucking worth it.

Yours fuckin’ truly,
Anon

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