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Fuck You: Japanese Porn

May 20, 2008

maria_ozawa Fuck You: Japanese PornDear Japanese Porn,

Fuck You! If you’ve ever watched porn and happened to stumble upon a hot Japanese porn video you may like…you would’ve learned of something quite ludicrous.

Japanese porn is unique to this idea of partial censoring porn videos but the censoring is so pointless that it is a little bit annoying and it almost makes us viewers feel stupid that just the vagina and penis are censored. The censorship of these parts is so minimal it doesn’t leave a lot to the imagination at all. It’s not so much you can’t enjoy yourself it’s that the censorship is downright retarded.

Apparently Japanese law requires the censorship and it seems like one of those dumb rules that tons of people hate. The fact that it’s pornography in the first place…probably goes against the morals of the people who want to adhere to them. The Japanese are known for their fucked up porn in the first place…with these crazy fetishes it’s simply ironic that what we know as a penis and a vagina is censored then the usual BDSM.

Whatever, I don’t care that much about pixelated genitalia, someone like Maria Ozawa I’d still like even if I can’t see “everything”.
An example of a pic is here
. [Obviously NSFW!] Sometimes the porn looks ridiculous though and some people have standards for how good their porn must be!

From,
All people who want to enjoy pixelated-free porn!

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Fuck You: Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse

May 19, 2008

Amy-Winehouse-and-Pete-Dohe Fuck You: Pete Doherty and Amy WinehouseDear Pete Doherty and Amy CrackwhoreWinehouse,

Fuck You! I am sick of you both getting press from the media about your drug use. I am so annoyed that I am even thinking that I will enjoy it when you O.D. At this point with your videos I strongly believe the drug use is to get even more publicity. I mean who the fuck knows about Doherty’s music career with the Libertines and Babyshambles? Sure Winehouse had a solid record but she’ probably not making another good album. People are sick of her. She’s fugly.

I don’t care about the other video you made together apparently doing drugs of some sort…an English version of Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston. Especially that Doherty has done next to nothing and at least Winehouse won over a mainstream artist.

Just fuck off.
From all the people tired of all the “celebrity” gossip on this duo.

Whoever the media is, press/bloggers just do us all a favor and stop talking about it.

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Fuck You: Blisters

May 18, 2008

Dear blisters,

Fuck you! Why do you have to be so painful? You formed underneath my big toe is cause excruciating pain while I walk and considering I have a weak ankle the rest of my leg is now sore. Thanks a lot you jerk. I’m wearing a band-aid over you now to pad the foot but you take too long to heal and if you were real I’d like to punch you in the face!

From,
Anon

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Fuck You: Magic Golden Thongs

May 17, 2008

yellow-gold_nylon_tricot_th Fuck You: Magic Golden ThongsDear Magic Golden Thongs,

Fuck You! First off you’re not really helping out the New York Yankees out of their slump. The creator of this “wonderful” idea, Jason Giambi has a sporty .181 average, the way he talks about it sounds like he’s wearing about 5 right now.

Even more disgusting is how the golden thing is passed around like a good luck charm. It’s not like someone managed to score in them but it sounds more like a gay thing where they each take pictures of each other sporting the said garment. How does the New York Pansies sound?

At least a blow-up dolls that got the Chicago White Sox in trouble showed some sense of manliness, now the whole time fans around the world are going to be wondering after an 0-4 night…is he wearing a thong under there?

Thanks for the image guys.

From,
A New York Yellow Thong Wearing Bandits’Yankees fan.

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Fuck You: Lori Drew (myspace impostor)

May 15, 2008

 Fuck You: Lori Drew (myspace impostor)Dear Lori Drew,

Fuck You! You’re a 49 year old woman why are you so worried what a 13-year old girl says about your daughter where you went so far as to play a sick joke to a fragile girl and ultimately led to her suicide. You’re fucking 49 don’t you have a life? Children say shit to each other but you had to take it a step further by getting directly involved acting like a child yourself and I hope you pay.

Yeah you can argue that someone shouldn’t kill themselves over something so little but let’s be real sometimes some of us are on are last string and especially at that young age it would be hard to persevere through depression.

Sure on this blog I say shit about people that says I would prefer them to drop dead but I don’t fuck with anyone that A) Doesn’t deserve it B) Wouldn’t give a fuck what I say.

From,
Anon

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Fuck You: Arlen Specter

May 14, 2008

Dear Senator Arlen Specter,

Fuck You! You’ve made a name for yourself as the politician that was soooooo offended by the New England Patriot’s Spygate scandal. By now you’ve made your name as to one of the dumbest politicians out there, the only thing I can think of is you trying to make a name of yourself….

You now want a “Mitchell Report” like investigation of the Patriots. Okay so when did filming someone become a social problem? Unless you strongly oppose a movie like American Beauty, I don’t think this shit holds any water.

You may have been a senator for a long time but you have already lost the respect of many in the sporting world and political world. If you want to really make a name for yourself…do it the Eliot Spitzer way. The deal you might have with Comcast and still crying about an old news story is annoying. Just drop it and deal with some major issues, Spygate has nothing to do with politics or public health, just fuck off already.

From,
Sports fans who just want to move on (even if you hate the Patriots).

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Fuck You: The Racist Card

May 14, 2008

mel-gibson-trading-card Fuck You: The Racist CardDear Racist Card,

Fuck You! I am not looking at you funny because you are Black, Hispanic, Asian, Purple, Green, or Blue. I am looking at you because you are a fucking crazy basket case. Unfortunately as soon as I say that, you’ll come back with “It’s because I’m {insert color of choice} and start calling me a racist because I happen to be white.

The fact is you are a stupid cow, that’s it, plain and simple. You are ignorant, egotistical and need to get over yourself. Stupidity knows no color.

From Just Another White Guy

P.S. (from Anon) being Asian..I’ve also had the racist card pulled on me -_-.

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Fuck You: Bill O’Reilly

May 13, 2008

killbill Fuck You: Bill OReillyDear Bill O’Reilly,

Fuck You! You are the worst TV personality ever and you need to be cock slapped. You still support the war in Iraq and it’s not even that you’re a extreme conservative, you’re downright retarded who someone has a TV show and yells at the top of your voice in order to get people to believe your slander. You’re not even a real conservative, you’d be a fascist if you were in charge. Fucking Nazi.

Why you’re still on TV I have no fucking idea. I wish you dropped dead and died. Seriously. Your rant on Inside Edition is fucking hilarious:

The internet loves to see you whine like a bitch because all of us see through your shit. Please get off TV, you disrespect your guests and call them “Un-American” but really you’re hurting America with your shit. You’re underestimation of blacks is retarded and questioning people whether they love their country compared to you is just gay.

You just piss me off incredibly with your stupid shit. I hope you get kicked in the balls and that you die a slow and painful death.

From,
Everyone with a brain.

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Fuck You: Why’d The Chicken Cross The Road…?

May 13, 2008

112507_chicken_1 Fuck You: Whyd The Chicken Cross The Road...?Dear Why’d The Chicken Cross The Road…?,

Fuck You! You were the first person to use my Submit Here contact form but you used it wrong. Instead you used as a post to promote your blog without any content. Did you not see the point of this blog? Fucking idiot. You had this coming.

I hate spam and because you sent in a spam post, I hate you! If you want a link to your blog, earn it by posting a comment not sending in pointless shit!

Why does the chicken love the cock?
Because your blog sucks!

Yours Truly,
The Fuck You Blog!

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Fuck You: Writer’s Block!

May 12, 2008

Dear Writer’s Block,

FUck You! [insert rant here]

From,
All writers who have to suffer through a momentary lapse in creativity or inspiration.

writers_block_400 Fuck You: Writers Block!

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