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Fuck You: Ticketmaster

May 23, 2008

Dear Ticketmaster,
Fuck You! I’ve gone to quite a few concerts over the past few months but more and more you’ve become a less reliable option to buy tickets. Why? You charge an extra $5 on each ticket on “convenience charges” and have the balls to even charge more for getting the tickets by TicketFast. Last, [...]

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Fuck You: Why’d The Chicken Cross The Road…?

May 13, 2008

Dear Why’d The Chicken Cross The Road…?,
Fuck You! You were the first person to use my Submit Here contact form but you used it wrong. Instead you used as a post to promote your blog without any content. Did you not see the point of this blog? Fucking idiot. You had this coming.
I hate [...]

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Fuck You: Wordpress Themes

May 10, 2008

Dear Wordpress Themes,
Fuck You! I’m trying to find a good theme for this blog but your site keeps going on and offline delaying my search. It is angering me that I can’t get this site fully going because your shitty site is failing on me. Not only that finding a half decent theme with some [...]

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Fuck You: Setting Up A Blog

May 10, 2008

Dear blog,
Fuck You! I’ve been working hard to download all the necessary plugins and choosing an appropriate theme. Why do you have to take up a lot of time and effort and all I have to show for is this lousy fucking piece of shit of a post?
The $2 I spent on you better be [...]

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