Fuck You!

When did choices for the National Championship revolve around teams who lost first? A good method to check would be to see how bad your losses are.

Every year we get more then two teams who should rightfully play for a championship, isn’t it about time to solve this?

Yes these bowl games make a lot of money but you can even more money by having an extra game (e.g. picking the top 4 BCS teams or top 4 deserving teams) as you have two teams who are now sitting out for one full month while they practice/prepare for something.

Am I missing something here or do these people not see this as an opportunity? This would be good for fans, businesses and getting it right. (If not at least better)

Please one game is not enough in football. What if the NFL played the entire regular season and they skipped the whole playoffs or if NCAA basketball just pitted the #1 vs #2 instead of the NCAA Tournament? That would fucking suck.

From,
Texas Longhorn fans, small conference undefeated teams that don’t get respect and the revolving amount of teams that get screwed year to year.

P.S. I’m back for a little…

Fuck You! You have beaten me to a weak pulp (that’s how my bowel movements are btw) such that I can barely eat or barely have the energy to do anything now. My stomach hurts…my ass hurts like I’ve been to jail for eating babies. Why are you so cruel? Please have mercy?

I can’t work out…I can’t really eat too much, drink beer or anything. I have to stick to this lame bed and hope tomorrow “will be a better day”.

If you were a person, I’d defecate in your face with my explosive diarrhea and throw up on your face to boot.

From,
Anon

Fuck You! Blogging isn’t just about blogging these days…sometimes it’s about pulling in the maximum amount of cash and a lot of the time you have to put effort in annoying the shit about the people by promoting it through forums and the like. Basically it’s a ton of work, sometimes it does pay off when you reap the traffic benefits, then financial.

I’m not looking to make money from this blog, unless someone wants to give me a few hundred thousand dollars so it’s unlikely.

Anyway the goal was to have submissions but to have people submit articles I need to get traffic. Early on StumbleUpon users liked the blog but now the hype is gone and about 5 people view my site a day.

I’m just going to hope that this blog goes viral so here’s my plan of attack:
1. Make fun of people
2. Make fun of whatever is popular because whatever popular sucks
3.Make fun of other bloggers -because if I piss off a few, they’ll at least write about me
4. Make fun of everything!

I’m still going to make fun of people who deserve it, I may need a little motivation on who needs a spanking but otherwise the plan is set! I’m basically relying on people to spread whatever I say and that is no easy task. The easiest way is to piss people off .

Anon

Fuck You! While you play innocently in my room trying to be friendly with me, the scars you left me remain. Sometimes you inexplicitly turn on the “evil bitch cat” mode on me and as a result, you attack me if I walk by or come close. Yeah sure sometimes it’s my fault for making you mad as I like agitating you but generally when you beat me up badly it’s not my fault.

On numerous occasions you’ve left me bleeding and I’ve got tons of scars to prove it. Sure they are just scratches but you’ve left 3 scars around my right wrist making me look like a suicidal emo. Every time I shake someone’s hand I bet they look at my wrist suspiciously.

Why can’t you be a cute cuddly cat that purrs easily and doesn’t scratch or try to bite me everytime?

From,
Anon

Fuck you! Thank you for making me feel less then special, average, mediocre, like shit, crappy, terrible, humbled and whatever fucking name you have for making me feel inferior.

All the marks are, are just letter grades but the power they have in categorizing you based on your intelligence, and work ethic surely resonates with a lot of people and it’s not easy to say you “don’t care” when receiving a poor grade.

Yeah sure I wouldn’t be saying “fuck you” to As and A+s but in general when I see a grade I don’t like…it crushes my soul and for other who receive poor grades I feel your pain and if it were a person I’d like to give it a right hook in the jaw. But with someone who’s had grades from both sides of thespectrum, I hate the grading system but we live in a world where we are forced to categorize people and it blows big balls.

There’s more to grading system and some smart people are given the shaft. It’s like a driving test, just cause you passed doesn’t make you all that adequate or just because you failed doesn’t mean you’re a terrible driver…it is what it is. Unfortunately the rest of the world is a cock-measuring machine where the biggest dick takes the cake (or pie).

From,
People who bring a lot more then can be offered by a simple grading scheme.

Fuck You! If you’ve ever watched porn and happened to stumble upon a hot Japanese porn video you may like…you would’ve learned of something quite ludicrous.

Japanese porn is unique to this idea of partial censoring porn videos but the censoring is so pointless that it is a little bit annoying and it almost makes us viewers feel stupid that just the vagina and penis are censored. The censorship of these parts is so minimal it doesn’t leave a lot to the imagination at all. It’s not so much you can’t enjoy yourself it’s that the censorship is downright retarded.

Apparently Japanese law requires the censorship and it seems like one of those dumb rules that tons of people hate. The fact that it’s pornography in the first place…probably goes against the morals of the people who want to adhere to them. The Japanese are known for their fucked up porn in the first place…with these crazy fetishes it’s simply ironic that what we know as a penis and a vagina is censored then the usual BDSM.

Whatever, I don’t care that much about pixelated genitalia, someone like Maria Ozawa I’d still like even if I can’t see “everything”.
An example of a pic is here. [Obviously NSFW!] Sometimes the porn looks ridiculous though and some people have standards for how good their porn must be!

From,
All people who want to enjoy pixelated-free porn!

Fuck you! Why do you have to be so painful? You formed underneath my big toe is cause excruciating pain while I walk and considering I have a weak ankle the rest of my leg is now sore. Thanks a lot you jerk. I’m wearing a band-aid over you now to pad the foot but you take too long to heal and if you were real I’d like to punch you in the face!

From,
Anon

Fuck You! First off you’re not really helping out the New York Yankees out of their slump. The creator of this “wonderful” idea, Jason Giambi has a sporty .181 average, the way he talks about it sounds like he’s wearing about 5 right now.

Even more disgusting is how the golden thing is passed around like a good luck charm. It’s not like someone managed to score in them but it sounds more like a gay thing where they each take pictures of each other sporting the said garment. How does the New York Pansies sound?

At least a blow-up dolls that got the Chicago White Sox in trouble showed some sense of manliness, now the whole time fans around the world are going to be wondering after an 0-4 night…is he wearing a thong under there?

Thanks for the image guys.

From,
A New York Yellow Thong Wearing Bandits’Yankees fan.

Fuck You! I am not looking at you funny because you are Black, Hispanic, Asian, Purple, Green, or Blue. I am looking at you because you are a fucking crazy basket case. Unfortunately as soon as I say that, you’ll come back with “It’s because I’m {insert color of choice} and start calling me a racist because I happen to be white.

The fact is you are a stupid cow, that’s it, plain and simple. You are ignorant, egotistical and need to get over yourself. Stupidity knows no color.

From Just Another White Guy

P.S. (from Anon) being Asian..I’ve also had the racist card pulled on me -_-.

FUck You! [insert rant here]

From,
All writers who have to suffer through a momentary lapse in creativity or inspiration.