Fuck You! While you play innocently in my room trying to be friendly with me, the scars you left me remain. Sometimes you inexplicitly turn on the “evil bitch cat” mode on me and as a result, you attack me if I walk by or come close. Yeah sure sometimes it’s my fault for making you mad as I like agitating you but generally when you beat me up badly it’s not my fault.

On numerous occasions you’ve left me bleeding and I’ve got tons of scars to prove it. Sure they are just scratches but you’ve left 3 scars around my right wrist making me look like a suicidal emo. Every time I shake someone’s hand I bet they look at my wrist suspiciously.

Why can’t you be a cute cuddly cat that purrs easily and doesn’t scratch or try to bite me everytime?

From,
Anon

Fuck You! First off your little stunt where you proceeded to throw your helmet at the pitcher and then charge the mound after a high pitch is classless. You’re 6′8 for crying out loud and you need a weapon? What’s even more funny the replay clearly shows you were irrational and just looking to start shit as the pitch was over the plate high. It’s not like he threw behind you retard -in baseball that means you’re throwing at the batter. You deserve to be suspended 6 games. However your appeal that the Rangers “said some things” is down right hilarious. So you’ve got feelings now huh?

I’m sure the 4 year $50 million contract that Seattle gave you is hurting their feelings more. Your .205 batting average last season is atrocious and you barely hitting over .200 again this season. It’s down right insulting that you still receive playing time. Enjoy your free $14 million because you sure as hell haven’t earned it.

From,
The Seattle Mariners, its fans and all the rest of who actually work and perform at our jobs and ain’t pulling in $14 million.