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Fuck You: Megavideo

December 9, 2008

megavideo sucks
Dear Megavideo,

Fuck You!

Megavideo used to have pop ads and advertisements while a video was buffering. I never had such a problem with this until their new method to curtail costs.

Like downloading websites which limit bandwidth for non-registered users, Megavideo has taken the same strategy however in much bigger douchebag sense.

I have no issue with downloading websites curtailing downloads because they explicitly tell you, this file is “too big” and they don’t waste none of your fucking time. They also make it pretty clear when you’re over your limit.

With Megavideo, sometimes you have videos that are long in length that you can’t watch. The daily limit is around 70 minutes. So what happens when go over that amount?

Well you’re fucked buddy. You have to “wait” 60 something minutes and the screen doesn’t even go away. You have to refresh the page and download the video. Why not just make the goddamn video unavailable for free users instead of pissing us off?

I will never pay for registration to your dumb stupid site with your bullshit internet business model. It simply sucks.

I hope your website fails and dies. There a ton of video sites out there, none of which fuck us over right when we’re in the middle of watching something.

Besides you’re making money off people uploading ripped content, why should you make money off people? Learn to find a better way because you’re fucking yourself in your bum.

From,
An internet user who will now avoid megavideo.

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61 Comments

  1. .... December 10, 2008 @ 8:26 am

    Agreed.

    Fuck Megavideo.

  2. anon December 10, 2008 @ 9:03 am

    :)

  3. balls to megavideo December 18, 2008 @ 4:50 pm

    yep. hope they’re seeing their user numbers plummet.

  4. Anonymous December 29, 2008 @ 10:31 pm

    hfghfghf

  5. Anonymous January 4, 2009 @ 5:51 pm

    eat a dick megavideo

  6. george January 9, 2009 @ 6:18 am

    megavideo sucks bad. do not waste your time.

  7. Tom January 18, 2009 @ 5:53 pm

    Lick my balls megavideo.

  8. jake January 20, 2009 @ 6:53 am

    i hope mega video gets raped

  9. The Dude January 20, 2009 @ 10:53 pm

    Fuckin right, greedy mother fuckers.. there are tons of alternative options, BOYCOTT THIS FUCKIN GARBAGE WEBSITE

  10. DELORD January 22, 2009 @ 10:56 pm

    yeah Fuck Megavideo, it sucks big fucking time >:[

  11. linkmahboi February 5, 2009 @ 11:13 am

    stupid megavideo it says time limit 72 min when i only watch 39 min

  12. fuck megavideo February 7, 2009 @ 6:11 am

    fuck megavideo!

  13. Anonymous February 14, 2009 @ 4:58 am

    yesterday megavideo raped my wife and kids

    fuck you megavideo!!!

  14. die megavideo March 14, 2009 @ 9:59 am

    I sincerely hope Megavideo will go down soon.
    So please avoid it!

    Try veoh, imeem, myspace, google, and tons of other video sites instead.

    Megavideo with it’s tons of ad and time limit,
    please lick my greasy asshole and nibble the hair off my balls!!! Go down, down, down…

  15. fuck my dog June 21, 2009 @ 11:26 am

    fucking megavideo

  16. Chad June 27, 2009 @ 6:49 pm

    Agreed megavideo is ran by a bunch of greedy mother fuckers I so wanna attack their server with virusses and whatnot, I hope their site dies, or better yet, the greedy staff itself, if I knew someone who works for that shithole I’d seriously fuck them up (unless it’s a woman).

  17. AnotherOne July 29, 2009 @ 8:09 am

    FUCK MEGAVIDEO TIMES INFINITY. MAKIKING MONEY OFF RIPPED LOW ASS QUALITY VIDEOS

  18. MEGAVIDEO should go FUCK THEMSELVES August 14, 2009 @ 1:31 am

    I fucking hate that stupid shit

  19. Seriously, fuck those guys September 16, 2009 @ 8:40 pm

    Couldn’t agree more. Clearly it’s not enough that they pepper every single video with annoying as hell pop up spam for dodgy gambling websites, now they want to make money off the backs of other people’s work by forcing us to pay to see more than 72 minutes of video a day? Not only that, but if you try and load more than one video at a time you get maybe ten minutes tops before it craps out, and this is their business plan?

    Yeah. Fuck those guys. Fuck ‘em right in the eye. You know what the best way to handle leeches is? Pull ‘em off, throw ‘em away, and fucking forget about them.

  20. FUCK MEGAFUCKVIDEO September 21, 2009 @ 3:51 am

    Will someone please start a petition?

    either that or send these mother fuckers a virus.

  21. A NON E MOOSE September 21, 2009 @ 4:13 am

    I have decided to SPAM their “Report Abuse” section with hate mail. Maybe if they read some of the things people have to say about them, they will re-think their actions.

    If not, they’ll someday burn in hell

  22. Murder September 21, 2009 @ 5:07 pm

    Anyone wanna give me the address for the server farm, Ill firebomb it/kill employees/kill owners/whatever

  23. kosK1D September 23, 2009 @ 12:19 am

    fucking megavideo i think they delibritly “complain” on other videos so that theirs is the only one that works! lik WTF 10 vids on imeem, youtube, etc. are all fucked up but only megavid is the only one to work!? FUCKTHAT!

  24. Fuckoff September 24, 2009 @ 1:10 am

    Megavideo is bullshit. I’m never paying for a thing on that site when I can just as easily get it for free somewhere else. Stop trying.

  25. FUCK MEGAVIDEO September 27, 2009 @ 9:14 pm

    FUCK MEGAVIDEO SHIT CONSTANTLY SAYS YOUVE WATCHED 72 MINUTES OF VIDEO TODAY WHEN ALL IVE WATCHED IS 3 AND FUCK THE CONSTANT BUFFERING FUCK MEGAVIDEO I HATE IT
    PLEASE SOMEBODY GIVE ME SOMETHING BETTER TO WATCH SHOWS ON

  26. josie October 18, 2009 @ 4:46 am

    fuck mega video. it has a 72 minute limit but if you only watch it for an hour and then come back to it five hours later it still counts and it does not reset. so even tho i came back to it five hours later it cut off the program i was watching and I still had to wait 54 minutes. fuck megavideo. fuck fuck fuck megavideo

  27. Anonymous October 19, 2009 @ 4:45 pm

    Suck a dick megavideo!! They decreased time to 61 minutes…MEGAVIDEO are bunch of A55FÜCK3R5

  28. hate u bitches November 4, 2009 @ 3:32 am

    I cannot say how many times megavideo fucked me over… who ever wrote this article is right on the ball…….ahhhhhh i literally wanted to send anthrax + SARS + swine flu + 10 ton mega bomb + the black plague to megavideo’s office
    FUCKKKKK YOU MEGAVIDEO AND FOR EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR!

  29. Ruslan November 11, 2009 @ 10:53 pm

    that’s right. FUCK YOU megavideo. (hope this does some good lol.)

  30. jack the bowl ripper November 28, 2009 @ 5:20 am

    who is behind this megavideo nonsense..i would love to drop a steamy dooty on his face, then swan dive my cack into his mouth…as i simultaniously taste his sweet salty tears and laugh like tom cruise on oprah

  31. megavideo....pathetic December 7, 2009 @ 9:49 am

    yall dont have it as bad as me…i watch a episode of prison break…got the 72 minute limit right…goto SLEEP..wake up 9-10 hours later…watch the next episode, i get to see 3 minutes before that stupid fucking limit popped up again…AFTER waiting hours on end, it still wants to gimmie that stupid fucking message. not only that, but ive tried every single way to way. ive let it buffer 100%, cleared cookies, turned off internet..removed my internet cable from the back of the pc…and i still only get to watch 25-30 minutes of an episode

    FUCK YOU MEGA VIDEO, FRY IN HELL WITH YOUR LIMIT

  32. Megafagio December 7, 2009 @ 10:08 am

    Megavideo is shit. i hope that site gets aids.

  33. Adam December 11, 2009 @ 8:12 pm

    yes fuck you megavideo, nothing more than a bunch of greedy fuckin kunts with no consideration for users. Get a nice stock pile of user submitted movies etc while making things ok for users, then once theyve gotten everyone else to do all the dirty work, the greedy fuckin kunts go ahead and make it so you have to pay to watch……………..hmmmmmmmm just me or is there somthin morally wrong about how that was done. Hope whoever the fuck came up with that bright idea falls face first in the toilet and drowns on their urine XD

  34. ext33mH8 December 29, 2009 @ 2:59 am

    FUCK YOU SMEGMA-VIDEO!!!!!!
    I pray to Odin than the brain trust behind this abomination one day soon needs an organ transplant and is extorted far out the ass to get it. Then receives it too late only to be randomly attacked by rabid, crack/meth fueled baboons and ripped apart in front of his whole family. Hopefully the entire thing will be captured on video and becomes the biggest meem known to man! FUCK YOU MEGA VIDEO!!

  35. michael renshaw January 2, 2010 @ 7:28 am

    im so glad im not alone. fuck mega video, in so many ways. fuck you fuck you fuck you i hope you die and everyone that works for mega video. damn that feels good

  36. anonman January 7, 2010 @ 3:46 pm

    DEATH TO MEGAVIDEO!

  37. LawLz January 10, 2010 @ 12:22 am

    Megavideo sucks why not just give us a thousand ads for christ sake instead of cutting off what we are watching! i was watching mortal kombat and it stopped right in the middle of the fight scene between Lui Kang and reptile! I WILL NEVER PAY FOR THAT LAME SITE SO GET A NEW WAY TO MAKE MONEY! try ads?!?! roflz pwned

  38. Megatit January 19, 2010 @ 2:19 pm

    Megavideo supplies arms to terrorist factions in the middle east, that’s why it wants your membership money. They also are to blame for the loss of 125 young lives in the deathday incident of 1942…I hope they burn in ever lasting hell for what they did to those poor kids.

  39. joe January 19, 2010 @ 5:49 pm

    yea fucki megavideo.
    ill be like halfway through a good movie then it fuckin craps out and i just want to punch babies

  40. DIE MEGAVIDEO January 24, 2010 @ 6:20 pm

    MAGEVIDEO FUCKING SUCKS. GO FUCKING DIE !

  41. Belthazor February 2, 2010 @ 1:19 am

    Fucking Megavideo duche bags!!!! I hope the dick who owns the site gets ass raped by a gorilla with nails in it’s dick. If I ever find out who you are and I see you on the street somewhere I will smash you to the ground and piss all over you. Megavideo is shit PLEASE KEEP AWAY FROM THERE SITE.

  42. agga February 11, 2010 @ 7:40 pm

    DERPA DEEEERRRRPPPP!!!!!

  43. smark February 13, 2010 @ 11:56 am

    eat that dogshit.. you megafuckingassholevideo
    motherfuckers

  44. Leo February 16, 2010 @ 7:32 pm

    Why do they want people to pay for something they got for free in the first place? And why do so many wankers upload stuff to that site?? Really riles me man! Its better if people upload shit to rapidshare. I would rather WAIT for a download to finish then watch the whole thing rather than having it stopped in the middle.. fucking arseholes!

  45. The fuckin man February 19, 2010 @ 1:50 am

    Why doesn’t someone just turn these fuckin cocksuckers into the fbi for distributing pirated material,not for free, but for fucking profit. I hope they all have kids with down syndrome and they have to wipe their 40 year old kids(with down syndrome) asses and smell retard shit on their greedy little palms.

  46. Megafag February 25, 2010 @ 9:03 pm

    Mega Bullshit! Fucka joo Megavideo!

  47. MChammertime March 7, 2010 @ 6:17 pm

    i love megavideo, come on guys they’re awesome.

    haha just kidding, fuck you megavideo :)

  48. Anonymous March 10, 2010 @ 1:57 am

    thats it i found the owners of megavideo!!! its…. the israelis!! they are using the money they get from selling memberships to fuel a large gambling problem and the need for attention!! FUCK U MEGA (JEW) VIDEO!!!

  49. Amanda March 26, 2010 @ 5:00 am

    I LOVE YOU ENTRY.
    I Googled fuck megavideo and your entry came up.

    “I hope your website fails and dies.” COULDN’T AGREE MORE.

  50. Fuck Megavideo March 26, 2010 @ 1:34 pm

    Fuck megavideo, and fuck the dipshits that continue uploading to it. People need to let this shitty video source die.

  51. FUCK YOU MEGAVID March 28, 2010 @ 12:53 am

    I HOPE YOUR COMPANY GOES BANKRUPT FUCKING MEGAVIDEO DOGS

  52. Megavideo is a Pedophile April 2, 2010 @ 12:16 pm

    Let me start off firstly by saying…Fuck you megafuckingvideo!!! Your rape of children will be met in kind, with a brutal public sodomy session, by hungry, hungry hippos. If that can’t go down as planned, then a Gitmo style naked pyramid with hardened max security inmates, plowing them from behind till they die, could satisfy.
    Better yet, maybe they could just simply stop being evil dickheads and remove the time limmit.

  53. Champ in the Pants April 6, 2010 @ 11:57 pm

    i fuckin agree their so fuckin annoying with their shit like i click on play and an add pops up fuckin gayyyyyyyy

  54. L0g1cal April 21, 2010 @ 10:22 am

    So true, Fuck megavideo. I just simply want to watch a tv series without having to have super long ‘buffering problems’ and i saw mega video. it worked really well and i thought it could be perfect. AND THEN CAME THE WORST WAY FOR FUCKING DOUCHEBAG LEECHES TO STEAL MONEY FROM SIMPLE PEOPLE WHO JUST WANT TO WATCH SOMTHING GOOD WITHOUT I REPEAT WITHOUT COCK SUCKING CUNTS BREATHING OVER OUR SHOULDERS TO WRITE THEM A CHECK EACH MONTH FOR BEING SUCH DICKS JUST BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER “MEGAVIDEO LOVES YOU MORE THAN YOUTUBE”? THEY LOVE US MORE AND STILL WANT US TO PAY THEM? THE FUCK IS THIS? IF THEY HAD ANY DECENT BIT LEFT IN THEIR PUTRID FUCK UP MINDS THEY WOULD STOP LYING AND FUCKING FACE THE FACTS THAT EVERYONE HATES THEM! fuck megavideo. fuck em all. But what can we do? Its no use always saying ‘fuck em’ all the time if we’re not going to do anything about it. We’ve probably all seen the ad and lets face it. they do have good ideals it is a new and better way to share and look at videos. It has such potential if we can do something about it. Maybe then the whole world will use it. It would be more popular than youtube. And that’s saying something. No online video watching sites have been nearer to perfection than youtube and mega vids. But youtube’s getting old as technology is concerned. Let’s find a way to help mega from fucked up minds to internet geniuses. They should be acting like the legendary ‘Tim Berners Lee’ the founder of the internet he could have all charged us just 1p (sterling) for every page we change to and as a result the entire berners lee family would be set for life for ever till the end of time no exaggeration. But instead he decided to do it as charity. mega videos have become Madoffs. Let’s turn into a group of Tim Berners Lee.

  55. warl0ck April 21, 2010 @ 11:37 am

    Yeah hes right. we got to do something

  56. warl0ck April 21, 2010 @ 11:38 am

    Hell yeah! Hes so right

  57. macksy April 21, 2010 @ 11:39 am

    right on!

  58. actoin megay April 21, 2010 @ 11:39 am

    agreed something has to change

  59. Man mega vids is shit April 21, 2010 @ 12:53 pm

    Fuck yeah go timmy lee!

  60. dude wtf? April 22, 2010 @ 6:10 am

    l0g1cals right!

  61. hahaha January 20, 2012 @ 5:52 pm

    Hahaha, @ U Mega fucking video. Your busted. Mega upload is shut down PERMANENTLY and you fuckers are under arrest. The FEDs got you, you donkey fuckin duchebag assholes. Good riddance!!!! Hahaha!

    Hip, hip Horray…
    Hip, hip Horray…
    Hip, hip Horray…

    Oh yes…and…FUCK YOU!

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