May 17, 2008
Dear Magic Golden Thongs,
Fuck You! First off you’re not really helping out the New York Yankees out of their slump. The creator of this “wonderful” idea, Jason Giambi has a sporty .181 average, the way he talks about it sounds like he’s wearing about 5 right now.
Even more disgusting is how the golden thing is [...]
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May 15, 2008
Dear Lori Drew,
Fuck You! You’re a 49 year old woman why are you so worried what a 13-year old girl says about your daughter where you went so far as to play a sick joke to a fragile girl and ultimately led to her suicide. You’re fucking 49 don’t you have a life? Children say [...]
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May 14, 2008
Dear Senator Arlen Specter,
Fuck You! You’ve made a name for yourself as the politician that was soooooo offended by the New England Patriot’s Spygate scandal. By now you’ve made your name as to one of the dumbest politicians out there, the only thing I can think of is you trying to make a name of [...]
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May 14, 2008
Dear Racist Card,
Fuck You! I am not looking at you funny because you are Black, Hispanic, Asian, Purple, Green, or Blue. I am looking at you because you are a fucking crazy basket case. Unfortunately as soon as I say that, you’ll come back with “It’s because I’m {insert color of choice} and [...]
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May 13, 2008
Dear Bill O’Reilly,
Fuck You! You are the worst TV personality ever and you need to be cock slapped. You still support the war in Iraq and it’s not even that you’re a extreme conservative, you’re downright retarded who someone has a TV show and yells at the top of your voice in order to get [...]
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May 13, 2008
Dear Why’d The Chicken Cross The Road…?,
Fuck You! You were the first person to use my Submit Here contact form but you used it wrong. Instead you used as a post to promote your blog without any content. Did you not see the point of this blog? Fucking idiot. You had this coming.
I hate [...]
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May 12, 2008
Dear Writer’s Block,
FUck You! [insert rant here]
From,
All writers who have to suffer through a momentary lapse in creativity or inspiration.
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May 11, 2008
Dear Internet Service Providers,
Fuck You! Not only are you trying to get rid of Net Neutrality, now I hear that soon you’ll be instituting a bandwidth cap. With overage charges! Fuck you you greedy bitches! You already slow down your services such as cracking down on torrent downloads. I think I speak for everyone when [...]
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May 11, 2008
Dear Richie Sexson,
Fuck You! First off your little stunt where you proceeded to throw your helmet at the pitcher and then charge the mound after a high pitch is classless. You’re 6′8 for crying out loud and you need a weapon? What’s even more funny the replay clearly shows you were irrational and just looking [...]
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May 10, 2008
Dear Soulja Girl,
Fuck You! There are a million things wrong with you. First you need to learn how to enunciate, what the fuck are you saying?. There was at point where I heard Jesus and George Bush and loosely reciting Soulja Boy’s Crank Dat with her own “freestyle”. She is also saying this to an [...]
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