Fuck You: Stomach Illnesses!
May 26, 2008
Dear stomach illnesses/ailments/poisoning,
Fuck You! You have beaten me to a weak pulp (that’s how my bowel movements are btw) such that I can barely eat or barely have the energy to do anything now. My stomach hurts…my ass hurts like I’ve been to jail for eating babies. Why are you so cruel? Please have mercy?
I can’t work out…I can’t really eat too much, drink beer or anything. I have to stick to this lame bed and hope tomorrow “will be a better day”.
If you were a person, I’d defecate in your face with my explosive diarrhea and throw up on your face to boot.
From,
Anon
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