Fuck You: My Pet Cat
May 23, 2008
Dear Angel my pet cat,
Fuck You! While you play innocently in my room trying to be friendly with me, the scars you left me remain. Sometimes you inexplicitly turn on the “evil bitch cat” mode on me and as a result, you attack me if I walk by or come close. Yeah sure sometimes it’s my fault for making you mad as I like agitating you but generally when you beat me up badly it’s not my fault.
On numerous occasions you’ve left me bleeding and I’ve got tons of scars to prove it. Sure they are just scratches but you’ve left 3 scars around my right wrist making me look like a suicidal emo. Every time I shake someone’s hand I bet they look at my wrist suspiciously.
Why can’t you be a cute cuddly cat that purrs easily and doesn’t scratch or try to bite me everytime?
From,
Anon
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Yea! Fuck my pet cat! Bitch eats, shits and sleeps! When I want to play with her she growls but when my neighbours who do NOTHING for her call her she runs out to their house and wriggles on their laps. FUCK YOU BITCH! To the shelter you go!