May 28, 2008
Dear NBA Referees,
Fuck You! NBA Referees are the worst referees of any sport. From any given day, they can create as much as a 30 point swing based on foul calls alone. Isn’t it any wonder why Tim Donaghy bet on basketball? Referees are given an incredible amount of fouls.
The problem with NBA Referees lies [...]
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May 26, 2008
Dear stomach illnesses/ailments/poisoning,
Fuck You! You have beaten me to a weak pulp (that’s how my bowel movements are btw) such that I can barely eat or barely have the energy to do anything now. My stomach hurts…my ass hurts like I’ve been to jail for eating babies. Why are you so cruel? Please have mercy?
I [...]
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May 24, 2008
Dear John Chow,
Fuck You! Who exactly is John Chow? The average person doesn’t know but for whatever reason John Chow has become an internet mogul making 30,000 a month or more as a blogger. His blog is the absolutely most boring piece of shit. Basically his blog is to telling people how he makes [...]
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May 24, 2008
Dear Blog Promotion,
Fuck You! Blogging isn’t just about blogging these days…sometimes it’s about pulling in the maximum amount of cash and a lot of the time you have to put effort in annoying the shit about the people by promoting it through forums and the like. Basically it’s a ton of work, sometimes it does [...]
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May 23, 2008
Dear Ticketmaster,
Fuck You! I’ve gone to quite a few concerts over the past few months but more and more you’ve become a less reliable option to buy tickets. Why? You charge an extra $5 on each ticket on “convenience charges” and have the balls to even charge more for getting the tickets by TicketFast. Last, [...]
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May 23, 2008
Dear Angel my pet cat,
Fuck You! While you play innocently in my room trying to be friendly with me, the scars you left me remain. Sometimes you inexplicitly turn on the “evil bitch cat” mode on me and as a result, you attack me if I walk by or come close. Yeah sure sometimes it’s [...]
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May 21, 2008
Dear grades/marks/percentages/scores/whatever the fuck you want to call it,
Fuck you! Thank you for making me feel less then special, average, mediocre, like shit, crappy, terrible, humbled and whatever fucking name you have for making me feel inferior.
All the marks are, are just letter grades but the power they have in categorizing you based on your [...]
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May 20, 2008
Dear Japanese Porn,
Fuck You! If you’ve ever watched porn and happened to stumble upon a hot Japanese porn video you may like…you would’ve learned of something quite ludicrous.
Japanese porn is unique to this idea of partial censoring porn videos but the censoring is so pointless that it is a little bit annoying and it almost [...]
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May 19, 2008
Dear Pete Doherty and Amy CrackwhoreWinehouse,
Fuck You! I am sick of you both getting press from the media about your drug use. I am so annoyed that I am even thinking that I will enjoy it when you O.D. At this point with your videos I strongly believe the drug use is to get even [...]
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May 18, 2008
Dear blisters,
Fuck you! Why do you have to be so painful? You formed underneath my big toe is cause excruciating pain while I walk and considering I have a weak ankle the rest of my leg is now sore. Thanks a lot you jerk. I’m wearing a band-aid over you now to pad the foot [...]
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