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May 28, 2008
Dear NBA Referees,
Fuck You! NBA Referees are the worst referees of any sport. From any given day, they can create as much as a 30 point swing based on foul calls alone. Isn’t it any wonder why Tim Donaghy bet on basketball? Referees are given an incredible amount of fouls.
The problem with NBA Referees lies in their consistency, as evidenced in last night’s Western Conference Finals in a close game between the San Antonio Spurs and Los Angeles Lakers, Brent Barry was fouled with seconds to go in what is usually a standard call. Regardless of the situation a foul is a foul…you can’t just change rules because of the timing.
This wasn’t a black and white situation, it was clearly a foul where there was contact on the play. It’s not one of the cheap fouls where a player just grazes another with his fingertips, Derek Fisher left his feet - a defensive no no and landed on Brent Barry as he was just going up for his shot. A textbook foul.
Even so the NBA rules are ridiculous where flopping is rampant and it’s a game that’s in the referees hands and not as much as the player’s hand you’d like to believe. It’s funny how all the flopping and complaining of small contact merits calls while the international game is a much better physical game.
There are some people who rationalize this:
From douchebag David DuPree of SI: His lead in to his column.. “it was a foul but it shouldn’t have been called”. Fuck you a foul is a foul regardless of situation. It’s foolish to think a player at the end of the game should be hacked and harassed because “they have to win on their own”. If you want less highlights sure…what if MJ couldn’t hit a shot because a guy bearhugged him? If it was my team.. I would be going off badly and having fans simply “accepting” that it’s okay for Refs to make bullshit calls is dumb.
We expect Refs to be perfect and it’s not like NBA refs have such a hard job…baseball is a faster sport with a smaller ball and they don’t even get a fucking replay. Hockey, they are put in harm’s way and with basketball..they have an excuse to blow the whistle 50 times in a game only to put them away at the end of the game. Great.
From Pounding The Rock: A San Antonio Spurs dedicated blog weighed in respectfully. While I’d like to see angry and passionate fans…it’s another way of rationalizing a no-call and I respect thought out posts/articles unlike the SI one.
The Spurs took the high road…they had to but as fans we don’t (I’m not a Spurs fan). The call was complete bullshit and at the worst time too. The NBA likes to have a gag rule on the players but it’s clear the referees need a ton of work.
I don’t care if there are more Lakers fans out there…the call was wrong and yes The Lakers are the better team but that is no way to win. Rationalizing the play as a “good no call” means you’re also a douchebag btw. Douchebags tolerate fuck-ups and if you see the point of this blog…we don’t like douchebags.
From fans who want to see basketball played by real men and with some refs who show consistency
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May 26, 2008
Dear stomach illnesses/ailments/poisoning,
Fuck You! You have beaten me to a weak pulp (that’s how my bowel movements are btw) such that I can barely eat or barely have the energy to do anything now. My stomach hurts…my ass hurts like I’ve been to jail for eating babies. Why are you so cruel? Please have mercy?
I can’t work out…I can’t really eat too much, drink beer or anything. I have to stick to this lame bed and hope tomorrow “will be a better day”.
If you were a person, I’d defecate in your face with my explosive diarrhea and throw up on your face to boot.
From,
Anon
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May 24, 2008
Dear John Chow,
Fuck You! Who exactly is John Chow? The average person doesn’t know but for whatever reason John Chow has become an internet mogul making 30,000 a month or more as a blogger. His blog is the absolutely most boring piece of shit. Basically his blog is to telling people how he makes his money. How is that interesting? I couldn’t give a shit how he does it.
Basically it’s a business blog where people are lured to view it because people somehow think they can make the same amount of money as him. The fact is people, you will NOT make money by following in his footsteps. Find a new idea, have it piqued people’s interests and work hard at it.
He has gotten so big that a site called John Cow which discusses the same topic of “making money online”. You know ALL making money online blogs should go to hell, we don’t need you once we grasp how to be successful. A lot of you talk about the same bullshit and it’s annoying that you try to feed on people’s curiosity.
Basically it’s dumbest thing, John Chow makes money because he tells you how much money he earns. He’s basically calling you all retards! You guys are!
Just because I KNOW some dumbasses are going to say how I’m jealous that I don’t have the same cashand blah blah blah. John Chow brings nothing else what other bloggers do, he writes nothing interesting and it’s just boasting and millions of sponsors I don’t give a shit about. I could care less about the money he makes but if I’m going to make some money from blogging I’m going to do it by talking about shit that actually interests people and gives people something.
Utter crap.
From,
Most bloggers who just like reading and writing about more important things in life then just money.
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May 24, 2008
Dear Blog Promotion,
Fuck You! Blogging isn’t just about blogging these days…sometimes it’s about pulling in the maximum amount of cash and a lot of the time you have to put effort in annoying the shit about the people by promoting it through forums and the like. Basically it’s a ton of work, sometimes it does pay off when you reap the traffic benefits, then financial.
I’m not looking to make money from this blog, unless someone wants to give me a few hundred thousand dollars so it’s unlikely.
Anyway the goal was to have submissions but to have people submit articles I need to get traffic. Early on StumbleUpon users liked the blog but now the hype is gone and about 5 people view my site a day.
I’m just going to hope that this blog goes viral so here’s my plan of attack:
1. Make fun of people
2. Make fun of whatever is popular because whatever popular sucks
3.Make fun of other bloggers -because if I piss off a few, they’ll at least write about me
4. Make fun of everything!
I’m still going to make fun of people who deserve it, I may need a little motivation on who needs a spanking but otherwise the plan is set! I’m basically relying on people to spread whatever I say and that is no easy task. The easiest way is to piss people off ;).
Anon
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May 23, 2008
Dear Ticketmaster,
Fuck You! I’ve gone to quite a few concerts over the past few months but more and more you’ve become a less reliable option to buy tickets. Why? You charge an extra $5 on each ticket on “convenience charges” and have the balls to even charge more for getting the tickets by TicketFast. Last, I checked it was easy making tickets by e-mail especially since you guys have a computer to do it. I’m not paying an extra $6 dollars when the face value of my tickets is around $10.
It’s also quite insulting to call the extra charges “convenient” when was it ever convenient to charge more people money? In fact it’s not convenient at all with different ticket outlets across Toronto, I can just head over to Soundscapes or Rotate This to buy tickets to save a few dollars even buying tickets at the door is cheaper.
TicketMaster your downfall is that you’re charging a ton of money for no reason and I hope another ticket agency steals your thunder by offering cheap prices and we’ll just flock to it. I hope you go bankrupt! Nobody likes money grubbing whores and I hope people find alternatives.
From,
All the people who like to see a ton of events and get analled by TM.
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May 23, 2008
Dear Angel my pet cat,
Fuck You! While you play innocently in my room trying to be friendly with me, the scars you left me remain. Sometimes you inexplicitly turn on the “evil bitch cat” mode on me and as a result, you attack me if I walk by or come close. Yeah sure sometimes it’s my fault for making you mad as I like agitating you but generally when you beat me up badly it’s not my fault.
On numerous occasions you’ve left me bleeding and I’ve got tons of scars to prove it. Sure they are just scratches but you’ve left 3 scars around my right wrist making me look like a suicidal emo. Every time I shake someone’s hand I bet they look at my wrist suspiciously.
Why can’t you be a cute cuddly cat that purrs easily and doesn’t scratch or try to bite me everytime?
From,
Anon
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May 21, 2008
Dear grades/marks/percentages/scores/whatever the fuck you want to call it,
Fuck you! Thank you for making me feel less then special, average, mediocre, like shit, crappy, terrible, humbled and whatever fucking name you have for making me feel inferior.
All the marks are, are just letter grades but the power they have in categorizing you based on your intelligence, and work ethic surely resonates with a lot of people and it’s not easy to say you “don’t care” when receiving a poor grade.
Yeah sure I wouldn’t be saying “fuck you” to As and A+s but in general when I see a grade I don’t like…it crushes my soul and for other who receive poor grades I feel your pain and if it were a person I’d like to give it a right hook in the jaw. But with someone who’s had grades from both sides of thespectrum, I hate the grading system but we live in a world where we are forced to categorize people and it blows big balls.
There’s more to grading system and some smart people are given the shaft. It’s like a driving test, just cause you passed doesn’t make you all that adequate or just because you failed doesn’t mean you’re a terrible driver…it is what it is. Unfortunately the rest of the world is a cock-measuring machine where the biggest dick takes the cake (or pie).
From,
People who bring a lot more then can be offered by a simple grading scheme.
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May 20, 2008
Dear Japanese Porn,
Fuck You! If you’ve ever watched porn and happened to stumble upon a hot Japanese porn video you may like…you would’ve learned of something quite ludicrous.
Japanese porn is unique to this idea of partial censoring porn videos but the censoring is so pointless that it is a little bit annoying and it almost makes us viewers feel stupid that just the vagina and penis are censored. The censorship of these parts is so minimal it doesn’t leave a lot to the imagination at all. It’s not so much you can’t enjoy yourself it’s that the censorship is downright retarded.
Apparently Japanese law requires the censorship and it seems like one of those dumb rules that tons of people hate. The fact that it’s pornography in the first place…probably goes against the morals of the people who want to adhere to them. The Japanese are known for their fucked up porn in the first place…with these crazy fetishes it’s simply ironic that what we know as a penis and a vagina is censored then the usual BDSM.
Whatever, I don’t care that much about pixelated genitalia, someone like Maria Ozawa I’d still like even if I can’t see “everything”.
An example of a pic is here. [Obviously NSFW!] Sometimes the porn looks ridiculous though and some people have standards for how good their porn must be!
From,
All people who want to enjoy pixelated-free porn!
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May 19, 2008
Dear Pete Doherty and Amy CrackwhoreWinehouse,
Fuck You! I am sick of you both getting press from the media about your drug use. I am so annoyed that I am even thinking that I will enjoy it when you O.D. At this point with your videos I strongly believe the drug use is to get even more publicity. I mean who the fuck knows about Doherty’s music career with the Libertines and Babyshambles? Sure Winehouse had a solid record but she’ probably not making another good album. People are sick of her. She’s fugly.
I don’t care about the other video you made together apparently doing drugs of some sort…an English version of Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston. Especially that Doherty has done next to nothing and at least Winehouse won over a mainstream artist.
Just fuck off.
From all the people tired of all the “celebrity” gossip on this duo.
Whoever the media is, press/bloggers just do us all a favor and stop talking about it.
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May 18, 2008
Dear blisters,
Fuck you! Why do you have to be so painful? You formed underneath my big toe is cause excruciating pain while I walk and considering I have a weak ankle the rest of my leg is now sore. Thanks a lot you jerk. I’m wearing a band-aid over you now to pad the foot but you take too long to heal and if you were real I’d like to punch you in the face!
From,
Anon
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